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In the Bratislava Watchmen locker-room, assistant general manager Seth had one request, that pieces of toast be passed along to all the bitches. The numerous players who have remained active, and determined to help bring the VHLM championship to Bratislava, seemingly deserve this special treat. However, Watchmen general manager Vince Wong has denied the forenamed request.

 

Wong is remaining adamant that no pieces of toast will be handed out until the Watchmen win the VHLM championship. He is incredibly fearful of a jinx, that would cost the team the prize they have been chasing this entire season.  The Watchmen players and management were not happy about this ordeal, and have began formulating a mutiny. They are demanding their pieces of toast instantaneously, a team source proclaimed. Who can honestly blame them? Bitches absolutely adore toast, and this team is filled with some kick-ass bitches. Regardless of their future playoff success, this team is destined for a butter, and toast party in the near future.

 

Butter toast for life! 

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In the Bratislava Watchmen locker-room, assistant general manager Seth had one request, that pieces of toast be passed along to all the bitches. The numerous players who have remained active, (NO COMMA HERE) and determined to help bring the VHLM championship to Bratislava, seemingly deserve this special treat. 

 

Wong is remaining adamant that no pieces of toast will be handed out until the Watchmen win the VHLM championship. He is incredibly fearful of a jinx, (OR HERE) that would cost the team the prize they have been chasing this entire season.  The Watchmen players and management were not happy about this ordeal, (THIS ONE'S OPTIONAL SO IT'S NOT NECESSARILY BAD) and have began formulating a mutiny. They are demanding their pieces of toast instantaneously, a team source proclaimed. Who can honestly blame them? Bitches absolutely adore toast, and this team is filled with some kick-ass bitches. Regardless of their future playoff success, this team is destined for a butter, (THIS ONE IS THE WORST.) and toast party in the near future.

 

Butter toast for life! 

I thought we'd discussed comma issues? 

 

:P

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