Stoffiday 127 Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 New York City, New York-- In a dramatic turn of events, Joseph McWolf, Star defensemen for the New York Americans, was seen making backroom deals with Kronos Bailey of the Helsinki Titans! Through a series of completely invasive (and possibly illegal) tactics, we were able to piece together a transcript of that very conversation for publication in written medium, which this news anchor must warn all readers, is quite graphic. Here, in transcribed form, is that interaction: (K shall be used for Kronos, and M shall be used for McWolf after their inital mention.) Kronos: So, what can I do for you, Joe? This isn’t really how we usually me- Mcwolf: Quiet Bailey! I think we’re being watched...C’mere… (Loud thumping and banging.) K: Son of a...Why’d you hit me?! M: Sorry, my shot’s been off since that last encounter with Brick Wahl...He really gives you a beating with those poke checks, if you catch my drift. K: ….No...no I don’t….NEVERMIND! What do you even want Joe? M: I’m tired of those assholes in New York, they’re cramping my style...I’m sick of the traffic, and the “HOWYOUDOIN’!” and the pizza is just...who the hell folds their pizza? It’s unnatural! K: Are you on drugs? Am I like a giant dragon or a narwhal right now? -Gasp- Am I Keaton Louth?! It was at this point that it gets a little hard to hear...as this anchor forgot to change the batteries in his voice recorder...and is too cheap to use his cell phone data… K: I…think….pumpkin….spice…..Goalie prospect….On the team. M: I….want….spot….in….Helsinki….winter….sauna….me? Suddenly, my speakers picked up very clearly, almost as if they recharged… M: Rhett?! What the hell are you doing in this trash can?! Rhett: N...Nothing...I just… (Loud footsteps and huffing and puffing.) THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS! Joseph McWolf hates pizza, and wants to leave the Big Apple for Helsinki! It’s also rumored that McWolf loves a good poke check. If this is to be believed, we can definitely expect some shake ups and breakups in the VHL next season! Nykonax, McWolf and ShawnGlade 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaviss 4,949 Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 quality let the rumor mill start! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShawnGlade 1,002 Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 pure content Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McWolf 3,111 Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 To be fair, I'll never be tired of the HOW YOU DOIN'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McWolf 3,111 Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 And this is among my favourite VHL articles ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace 1,518 Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 So Joe doesn’t like FRIENDS. Nope, trade him. Bust prospect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nykonax 1,550 Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 One of the best articles ever written Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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