Thranduil 293 Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 The Halifax 21st are mostly a team of complete freaks this year. There are so many misfits and weirdos on their roster, many wonder how they have even managed to win a game at all. To start off, I will talk about the forwards. John Madden was projected to be the team's best player this season is the captain and has first line duties and everything. Seems normal enough, until you consider the fact that of all the players on the team this season, he has been the only one who doesn't have a point yet. Viktor Kozlov is a giant enforcer from Russia. He stands 6'8 and weighs 220 lb. and shares the tallness role with a guy who is easily Halifax's best defenseman and arguably their best player, Bolt Vanderhuge, a 6'8, 250 lb. player from South Africa. It is said that hockey isn't even Vanderhuge's number 1 sport and that this giant is actually better at basketball. He is the largest man in the league this year. On the top pairing with Vanderhuge is Elasmobranch Fish, a Spaniard who just learned how to skate for the first time last week and doesn't really know anything about how to play hockey. On the second pairing, Halifax has the recently signed Bald Guy, a player who is only 5'5 but weighs an astonishing 250 lb. If you aren't thinking Sumo Wrestler already, this is confirmed by the fact that Guy is from Japan. All these odd ducks and yet the 21st actually have an above average record of 5-2-1. Halifax is a team of misfits, which is similar to what the Vegas Golden Knights were being called when they first joined the NHL. 2 years ago, people compared Halifax to Vegas for making the finals as an expansion team. It seems the similarities are in too great numbers to ignore, but Halifax has yet to find their Mark-Andre Fleury. Sharkstrong and TacticalHammer 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_ace 3,106 Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Elasmobranch Fish might be top 10 name of all time Sharkstrong 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thranduil 293 Posted January 8, 2019 Author Share Posted January 8, 2019 On 1/3/2019 at 6:32 AM, diamond_ace said: Elasmobranch Fish might be top 10 name of all time ^ @Sharkstrong Sharkstrong 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharkstrong 166 Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 On 1/3/2019 at 3:32 PM, diamond_ace said: Elasmobranch Fish might be top 10 name of all time Thanks man, high praise!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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