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If you were to drop the gloves with any other VHLer, who would it be and why? don't be afraid to tag a bitch. 

 

I hear Helmsley @Beaviss can't do much without his sledgehammer and his wife's rich daddy.

 

If the VHLM were to move Mexico but keep logo/name, where would you rebrand em to?

 

VHLM! Victorio Hockey Leagueo Muchachos!

 

What are your thoughts on 12 days of Christmas?

 

Too many birds!

 

Image result for office 12 days of christmas andy

 

What are you doing this year for the holiday season?

 

Mama I'm going home. Seriously though, headed back to the home of the Rockets to see friends&fam

 

What are you hoping to get for presents this year?

 

I want a pair of those bluetooth earphones that wrap around the back of your head that you can wear to the gym.

 

Tell the league and those who lurk creepily reading these... a fact about you as a member.

 

On top of playing hockey dungeons and dragons, I play a lot of real dungeons and dragons too.

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11 hours ago, Banackock said:

I can't imagine you'd need more but for the sake of it:

 

Bana's Quick Q's

 

 


Oh, sorry, did I walk in to the wrong presser? I just held both Saskatoon's and New York's so I need something to do for TPE (ten questions are way too many to come up with).

1. What are your thoughts on your season?
Great season, both as AGM for Saskatoon and as a player for New York - SSK is going better than we could have imagined and New York is shaping up about how I thought we would place, and personally I am happy to be in the top ten defenders in points at this time.

2. Who makes it to the finals out of North America?
I'm obviously hoping that New York can upset Seattle if it turns out we're facing in the initial round. :) I really don't care much about neither Vancouver or Toronto, but I guess Vancouver should win on paper.

3. 
If the VHLM were to move Mexico but keep logo/name, where would you rebrand em to?
LM lends itself to Luchador Muchachos I guess.... 

4. What are your thoughts on 12 days of Christmas?
Free TPE is always nice and it's cool with an "advent calendar" type of thing, doing these seasonal things could be fun to continue with.

5. Who makes it out for Europe?
It pains me that I basically don't care for any of the European teams.... Helsinki is closest to heart I guess and are looking really strong too.

6. Who has been your team's best player?
Boris @chillzone by some margin, both on and off the ice.

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On 12/15/2019 at 7:33 PM, Berocka said:

Cause I like asking questions here are some more for you all :)

 

1) Rayz Funk @Rayzor_7 needs new Goalie Equipment and you get to design it however you want, what do they look like? (Colours, Pictures, Words, whatever you want)
2) @Banackock comes up to you and asks you to start a rivalry with a team, who do you pick and how do you initiate it?

3) The Bears are organising a secret santa and you were given @DoktorFunk what do you buy him (for DoktorFunk you got given @HulkHogan)

4) What song is on your pump up list before the game

5) @Acydburn and @HenrikZoiderberg are the two captains of a training match, what team do you want to be on and why?

6) @HulkHogan is running a training session on how to lay hits, do you attend?

1) It's an all furry bear suit, but not in THAT way.

2). Malmo, and we've already done it.

3). 2000lbs of protein powder.

4). Raining Blood by Slayer

5. Acyd's, because I've always wanted to fight Hogan

6). Absolutely. No one does it better.

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49. If you could eat anything right now, what would you be eating?

50. What is your go-to snack? CHIPS? JERKY? WATER?

51. You accidentally drop the soap in the shower and a genie pops out. He grants you one wish. What do you wish for (can't be un-dropping the soap. Once you done that, you done fucked up, son).

52. Predict the 2 teams in the finals. GO!

53. What do you think the Bears need to do to elevate their game?

54. @Beketov was fired from being the VHL commissioner. What did he do?

 

Ribs! or wings, or steak

 

Jerky but too expensive so cookies and milk

 

1 billion pounds of British pounds

 

SEA vs RIG

 

at this point, the white stuff

 

He got rid of Quik

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60. What are some things you like about Seattle?

       The team is fun to be on. LR is the best.

61. Are there any ways to improve the Bears LR? Anything you want, lads?

       Maybe some female pole dancers. I am tired of the male dancers @Banackock always wants.

62. @HulkHogan needs to stay buff to stay champion. What is his diet? 

       He eats everything that isn't nailed down. 

63. @InstantRockstar actually wasn't an instant rockstar. Did you know it took him 11 years before he made his first studio album. To this day, he's only sold 2,100 albums. 

       I did not know that but I am not into bluegrass music.

64. What do you think @tfong favourite food is? 

       Most likely something Asian. Cream of Sumyungguy?

65. @Jtv123 was arrested. What was he doing? Did you bail him out? 

      It was a mistake. He was just helping that old woman carry her money. Yes, I bailed him out.

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If you were to drop the gloves with any other VHLer, who would it be and why? don't be afraid to tag a bitch. 

    @GustavMattias I think I can take Jerry

Who makes it to the finals out of North America?

     Sea vs Van

Who makes it out for Europe?

     Mal vs Hel

What are your thoughts on 12 days of Christmas?

     I think it is great, good way of keeping people signed in over the holidays

What are you doing this year for the holiday season?

    Flew to the in-laws place

Tell the league and those who lurk creepily reading these... a fact about you as a member.

    I live in Australia but I think everyone knows that

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On 12/16/2019 at 1:50 AM, Banackock said:

I can't imagine you'd need more but for the sake of it:

 

Bana's Quick Q's

 

What are your thoughts on your season?

What are your thoughts on how your team is doing?

Who do you think wins MVP?

Who has been your teams best player?

If you were to drop the gloves with any other VHLer, who would it be and why? don't be afraid to tag a bitch. 

Who makes it to the finals out of North America?

Who makes it out for Europe?

If the VHLM were to move Mexico but keep logo/name, where would you rebrand em to?

What are your thoughts on 12 days of Christmas?

What are you doing this year for the holiday season?

What are you hoping to get for presents this year?

Tell the league and those who lurk creepily reading these... a fact about you as a member.

 

[A few for your to pick and answer etc]

 

1. It was my best season ever. My faceoff percentage stayed high and I scored more points. What's not to like?

 

2. I like how we did in the regular season, but I wasn't blown away. Still, pretty good.

 

4. @Acydburn. He's unreal.

 

5. @Jtv123, because he deserves it, but I don't think he can figure out how to get his gloves on, much less off. 

 

6. Seattle BAYBEEEEEEEE

 

7. Riga. 

 

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On 11/23/2019 at 7:15 PM, Banackock said:

55. What are the Las Vegas odds right now for @Beaviss playing his back up all 8 games? I heard last year an old lady in Manitoba won $116,000 on a $100 bet damn.

56. MAGIC NOISES. @GustavMattias is back and he's trying to cast a spell on you. You attack back. What do you attack him with and how?

57. @Peace declared war on an entire VHL tribe. What tribe did he declare war on and do you think he should change his name to "War" for one day? 

58. What do you want for Christmas?

59. Who do you think ends up trading off at trade deadline for VHL? Who do they trade?

60. What are some things you like about Seattle?

Well for the upcoming season I'd say 1:10

 

I release the HOUNDS on him

 

The zoomer tribe, hopefully he wins

 

More stuff to make booze with

 

Helsinki sells off this offseason or TDL

 

Every person on this team!

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On 11/23/2019 at 7:15 PM, Banackock said:

61. Are there any ways to improve the Bears LR? Anything you want, lads?

62. @HulkHogan needs to stay buff to stay champion. What is his diet? 

63. @InstantRockstar actually wasn't an instant rockstar. Did you know it took him 11 years before he made his first studio album. To this day, he's only sold 2,100 albums. 

64. What do you think @tfong favourite food is? 

65. @Jtv123 was arrested. What was he doing? Did you bail him out? 

66. Do you still have dreams about the day when we all become Continental Champions? DA BEARZ

A spot to make our own liqour! HH is racking up big tabs

 

HH, eat's ribs and steak that's it.

 

Biggest thing is, he doesn't even make Rock music! It's all bluegrass.

 

Sushi, no I'm not racist you're racist

 

Tried to sell spotify to Google, despite not owning it. I'm the one who put him there

 

Became* the dream is real but it's time for another one

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1.       If you had to create an extremely physical 4th line who would you put on it?

 

Three Hogans @HulkHogan

 

2.       Do you think this early success can continue?

 

Playoffs certainly aren't looking like it PUT ME IN COACH.

 

3.       How do you feel about our scoring depth?

 

It feels a bit underutilized. We're playing our main guys 30+ minute a game.

 

4.       If you could steal anyone of any team who would you pick?

 

I think everyone know the answer to this one already.

 

5.       Is making finals enough for us or would that be a failure?

 

Naw we've got to get the cup or nothing.

 

6.       What player has surprised you most this season?

 

Myself honestly. I thought I'd be better and feel pretty awful about it.

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61. Are there any ways to improve the Bears LR? Anything you want, lads?

A burger joint

62. Hulk Hogan needs to stay buff to stay champion. What is his diet? 

Protein Shakes and Eggs

63. Instant Rockstar actually wasn't an instant rockstar. Did you know it took him 11 years before he made his first studio album. To this day, he's only sold 2,100 albums. 

No

64. What do you think tfong favourite food is? 

French Fries

65. Jtv123 was arrested. What was he doing? Did you bail him out? 

Probably being a dumbass, hell no

66. Do you still have dreams about the day when we all become Continental Champions? DA BEARZ

Yes, heres to hoping we can again 

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On 12/1/2019 at 4:36 PM, Banackock said:

:sea:Season 69 Bears Press Conference (PART 3- Get 2 Know Da Bearz)  :sea: 

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Press Conference Rules:

LINK

 --> (3 Answers for 1 TPE) 

*You only have to answer 3 - more are listed for variety and preference.

** Feel free to ask one another Q's too to earn that extra 1 TPE

 

67. How are you today? What have you done?

68. Do you have any siblings?

69. What is your favourite colour and why?

70. What is your favourite food and why?

71. What is your "go to" snack or snack you like the most?

72. What are some of your favourite movies of all time?

73. What are some of your hobbies?

74. How old are you? If you don't want to give an exact age, give us a range of 10. If you're 25, 24-34 etc. IDC

75. What do you do for work/job/school/life?

76. What are some foods you dislike?

77. Do you have any pet peeves?

78. What's one of the coolest/most memorable thing you've done in life so far?

79. Tells something funny about you etc.

80. What is something you're scared of? Spiders, heights, alien abduction, Afghanistan etc

 

 

@Rayzor_7 @DoktorFunk @Smarch @Acydburn @HenrikZoiderberg @berocka @HulkHogan  @FrostBeard  @DollarAndADream @Esso2264 @oilmandan  @Berocka

 

75. For life, I play a lot of music and video games. I would say those are my main hobbies.

76. I hate mushrooms.

77. I do. Another would be when people don't remove their hats indoors. Very rude.

78. I headlined a large concert venue in Richmond, VA with my band.

79. I can't snap or whistle. 

80. Snakes. I fucking hate snakes.

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On 12/3/2019 at 6:27 AM, HulkHogan said:

71. What is your "go to" snack or snack you like the most?

 

On 12/16/2019 at 5:50 PM, Banackock said:

76. What are some foods you dislike?

77. Do you have any pet peeves?

78. What's one of the coolest/most memorable thing you've done in life so far?

79. Tells something funny about you etc.

80. What is something you're scared of? Spiders, heights, alien abduction, Afghanistan etc

 

71. Chocolate Bullets

76. Tomato and anything with coffee in it

77. people telling half a story

78. Probably proposing in the Maldives

79. I look like a baby giraffe when I try to ice skate

80. Really do not like snakes

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:sea:Season 69 Bears Press Conference (PART 4 - DA PLAYOFF)  :sea: 

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Press Conference Rules:

LINK

 --> (3 Answers for 1 TPE) 

*You only have to answer 3 - more are listed for variety and preference.

** Feel free to ask one another Q's too to earn that extra 1 TPE

 

81. What are your thoughts on beating NYA?

82. Did you expect it to go to 7 games? What were your early on predictions?

83. Who has been the Bears MVP in the playoffs so far?

84. Thoughts on Malmo moving out? Can't hear @Jtv123's shit talking now.

85. Moscow or Riga. Which would you rather play in the finals?

86. Moscow or Riga. Which one is going to win? Series is 3-1. If series is done, what went right for the winning team?

87. Vancouver or Seattle. Series is 2-2. Who wins? If someone won, went went right for the winning team?

88. 86 PRT 2, what went wrong for the losing team? or what didn't go right?

89. 87 PRT 2, same shit as the above but for SEA/VAN. 

90. What did you get for Christmas?

91. What was your favourite food you ate over the Holiday season?

92. What is one food you don't like that is usually at holiday events for you etc?

93. What did you do for New Years? To me, it's just another day. New Years is no longer massive for me since growing up. :P 

94. REMATCH HAPPENED! @HulkHogan laid a beat down on @Beaviss. What are your thoughts on our brother regaining his heavy-weight championship?

95. What are your thoughts on @Berocka/ Aussie man swapping to the blue line and becoming a D-man?

96. @HenrikZoiderberg is lighting shit up in the playoffs. Smelling slats get stronger or something? What's going on with Zoider??? You went from ass to goat real fast.

97. The Seattle Bears turn into a goofy sitcom. Rename some key characters and give us the plot/theme of the sitcom. GO!

98. @Jubis Found it fun to jokingly trash talk Seattle. Did you know the last time Jubis' player, RJ Jubis, was involved in a sim was December 22nd, 2019. Yeah, he hasn't been in a sim since last year...

99. @Peace IS HERE! @BladeMaiden and @Banackock have announced a treaty of Peace. Will Peace stay? WHAT WILL HAPPEN.

100. How do you guys always ask for more questions when this is question 100 of the season? Isn't that a fuck ton of weeks and should last you most of your career? lmao

101. Speaking of @Jubis, tell me about his golf skills. I heard they're real shit despite spending lots of times hacking darts and swatting balls on the greens. 

102. Who wins the continental cup?

103. Who finishes the season with playoff MVP?

104. Which GM is most likely to get fired next?

105. Who are some members that deserve GM jobs in the league? VHLM or VHL.

 

 

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81. What are your thoughts on beating NYA?

 

There was never any question. We just wanted to make things interesting.

 

82. Did you expect it to go to 7 games? What were your early on predictions?

 

Honestly no, with our depth I felt like it should've been a much more cut and dry series, but that's hockey!

 

83. Who has been the Bears MVP in the playoffs so far?

 

I'm going to go off script here and say old Frosty tips @FrostBeard

 

84. Thoughts on Malmo moving out? Can't hear @Jtv123's shit talking now.

 

Way she goes bud. Sometimes you get your head put into a snowbank.

 

85. Moscow or Riga. Which would you rather play in the finals?

 

I think Riga would make for a way more interesting series, plus we can make "Riga Reins of Castamere" jokes.

 

86. Moscow or Riga. Which one is going to win? Series is 3-1. If series is done, what went right for the winning team?

 

Same here, I think Riga can pull this one off. They're a hard-working team who don't underestimate their opponents.

 

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13 hours ago, Banackock said:

 

98. @Jubis Found it fun to jokingly trash talk Seattle. Did you know the last time Jubis' player, RJ Jubis, was involved in a sim was December 22nd, 2019. Yeah, he hasn't been in a sim since last year...

99. @Peace IS HERE! @BladeMaiden and @Banackock have announced a treaty of Peace. Will Peace stay? WHAT WILL HAPPEN.

 

 

 

 

I'm on a PT Ban so I am gonna keep this short and sweet ...

 

98.) Keep giving @Jubis a reason to rib ya  and you might actually get burned by it eventually. The kid has a lot of Spirit and I am calling that he is the future of the Wranglers organization.

 

99.) To paraphrase something you said you when I quit VHLM GMing , " @BladeMaiden is irrelevant" I don't know why you think this is worth talking about and sure as hell @Peace moving up to GM Toronto is just as inconsequential. I predict the VHL continues going on and I continue to only pay attention to my team. Congrats so far on your playoff run.

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90. What did you get for Christmas? I got a tv projector for my garage, so I can watch tv while I’m in the hot tub

91. What was your favourite food you ate over the Holiday season? ham. I love ham. I could eat it all day. 

92. What is one food you don't like that is usually at holiday events for you etc? Stuffing. So overrated. Bleah

93. What did you do for New Years? To me, it's just another day. New Years is no longer massive for me since growing up. :P we went to my fiancé’s parents for appetizers and card games. Kissed at midnight in the truck on the way home and were in bed by 1210. Asleep shortly after 

102. Who wins the continental cup  Seattle of course. What else am I gonna say

103. Who finishes the season with playoff MVP? Funk. Our keeper has kept us in a lot of games 

104. Which GM is most likely to get fired next? Actually fires? I’m not sure. I thought I read before Bushito was thinking of stepping down or something. So maybe that?

105. Who are some members that deserve GM jobs in the league? VHLM or VHL. McWolf. Guy is a beauty. 

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81. What are your thoughts on beating NYA?

       It was great of course but I have many friend in NY and it was sad to have to face them.

82. Did you expect it to go to 7 games? What were your early on predictions?

       I fully expected NY to be a tough opponent. They were on fire once I left.

83. Who has been the Bears MVP in the playoffs so far?

       Everyone on the roster is an MVP in my book.

84. Thoughts on Malmo moving out? Can't hear @Jtv123's shit talking now.

       It's a tough league and good teams get knocked out. It happens.

85. Moscow or Riga. Which would you rather play in the finals?

       It doesn't really matter to me but I would like to go against the best team out of that bunch to prove we can compete.

86. Moscow or Riga. Which one is going to win? Series is 3-1. If series is done, what went right for the winning team?

       I believe Riga will win. Don't ask me how I know this, I have a feeling.............

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On 1/2/2020 at 12:02 PM, Banackock said:

81. What are your thoughts on beating NYA?

82. Did you expect it to go to 7 games? What were your early on predictions?

83. Who has been the Bears MVP in the playoffs so far?

84. Thoughts on Malmo moving out? Can't hear @Jtv123's shit talking now.

85. Moscow or Riga. Which would you rather play in the finals?

86. Moscow or Riga. Which one is going to win? Series is 3-1. If series is done, what went right for the winning team?

GET FUCKED

 

Knew it would but wish it wouldn't

 

I'll claim the glory for myself

 

Nice to hear JTV's silence

 

Moscow, Kallis is annoying and stinky

 

Riga had Kallis, that's all they needed to deal with Moscow

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On 1/3/2020 at 4:02 AM, Banackock said:

95. What are your thoughts on @Berocka/ Aussie man swapping to the blue line and becoming a D-man?

 

On 1/3/2020 at 4:02 AM, Banackock said:

100. How do you guys always ask for more questions when this is question 100 of the season? Isn't that a fuck ton of weeks and should last you most of your career? lmao

 

On 1/3/2020 at 4:02 AM, Banackock said:

102. Who wins the continental cup?

103. Who finishes the season with playoff MVP?

104. Which GM is most likely to get fired next?

105. Who are some members that deserve GM jobs in the league? VHLM or VHL.

 

 

95. I think he is such a good guy taking one for the team.

100. I pick and choose questions and when you post new ones I don't go back

102. Seattle Baby

103. Rayz Funk 

104. Honestly wouldn't be surprised if Bana oversteps haha, just kidding mate.

105. DoktorFunk is a good choice, Spyro would make a good choice for an AGM to keep LR going.

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On 1/2/2020 at 1:02 PM, Banackock said:

81. What are your thoughts on beating NYA?

82. Did you expect it to go to 7 games? What were your early on predictions?

83. Who has been the Bears MVP in the playoffs so far?

84. Thoughts on Malmo moving out? Can't hear @Jtv123's shit talking now.

85. Moscow or Riga. Which would you rather play in the finals?

86. Moscow or Riga. Which one is going to win? Series is 3-1. If series is done, what went right for the winning team?

Ez Pz

Honestly I did not, I figured we would win but not 7 games.

I think Scott Greene is not only most approved but MVP so far in the series

Malmo dropped the ball

I guess this is in the past but I would rather pay Moscow

I think Riga is going to win

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90. What did you get for Christmas?

 

All kinds of stuff, but I'm a sucker for kitchen gadgets. The highlight this year was a dumpling steamer!

 

91. What was your favourite food you ate over the Holiday season?

 

My sister makes a killer spinnach dip, I've got to go with that.

 

92. What is one food you don't like that is usually at holiday events for you etc?

 

My family is big on this broccoli casserole, but it's never done it for me. I'd rather have the broccoli and the cheese on their own, thank you very much.

 

93. What did you do for New Years? To me, it's just another day. New Years is no longer massive for me since growing up. :P 

 

My plans fell through so I stayed in and gamed on discord with my gaming friends. Not the worst New Years I've had!

 

94. REMATCH HAPPENED! @HulkHogan laid a beat down on @Beaviss. What are your thoughts on our brother regaining his heavy-weight championship?

 

Brother brother I never doubted your ability to brother that brother brother.

 

95. What are your thoughts on @Berocka/ Aussie man swapping to the blue line and becoming a D-man?

 

I'm going to miss my favorite winger tbh. We came up as the underdogs through The Bears together. You'd better keep feeding me the puck!

 

96. @HenrikZoiderberg is lighting shit up in the playoffs. Smelling slats get stronger or something? What's going on with Zoider??? You went from ass to goat real fast.

 

I was our leading scorer in the S68 playoffs, are you really that surprised? Just gotta give me the minutes :D

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