Hate: A Robbie Story

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Continuing the long goodbye of Robbie Zimmers. This week it’s something so hate filled that it only can be told by the true king fuck face himself Robbie Fucking Zimmers. So sit back and enjoy. Or hate it because it is about the hate that he has built up through the years.

 

If you are new or have lived under a fucking rock over the last few years then you maybe do not know Robbie or have heard of his antics that other just cringe from. No this is not a recap of what he has done. That already has been partly covered by the MS “The Art of the Argument” and will also be looked into in later ms’s.

 

Robbie the one name that has more than half the league think long and hard about play on his team, reading his articles and listening to his podcasts. But why is that. One man cannot be that bad. Surely Robbie is a stand up kind of mother fucker that you can rely on when shit hits the fan. Well yes, when an argument happen you can almost bet on that he will jump in if he did not start that fight. Maybe not these days but that’s more or less because he is bored.

 

The truth behind Robbie is that people have had to put up with him for years now and some people just cannot stand him and his so called “ways” to the point many have refused to be drafted by teams that he was on, they have demanded trades, refused to sign with said teams. So much so that’s GM’s of these teams asked Robbie to either apologize or promise to be not so “Robbie”

 

Now you could probably guess how well a conversation can go when you are telling Robbie to not be “Robbie” so these players would come play for the team. Robbie basically told all GM’s asking him to cut down the Robbie way to a low simmer to tell the players that are doing this to shove it. They were complaining that he was a locker room cancer but were pulling stunts like this themselves. Robbie didn’t shy away from pointing out the irony behind their comments and what they were doing. He also was very quik to point out that people who played on teams with him would go to bat for him and call him a great team mate. A fact that people just downright hated. Which added to hate for this king of chaos.

 

Now if you were one of the people that didn’t complain about him being on a team you wanted to play for then you may have been rubbed the wrong way when he would literally leave your team in the lurch and opt out of a contract just to fuck around. In something he called the Robbie 1 2 or just Free Agency Fuckery. While the people that hated him would claim no one would sign him once he hit the market, it would never happen. Robbie always had plenty enough offers to do what he wanted. He wanted to make spectacle and he wanted to rub your face through it. He made sure you knew that he was free agent. He told teams to make pitches to him as to why he should play for their team. He wanted to be catered to, just to show the haters that not only he has teams interested but players from said teams would beg him to play for them.

 

Now if all that did not piss you off then one hundred percent it was because of the argument threads he started just to fuck with people. I will not go into detail about them but some went over fifty pages and some resulted in a week long ban. These threads had people begging and pleading the league to permaban him. Something they never did. A fact that for sure pissed off the haters to no end. Oher people were banned for far less and here was the league’s biggest pest ever never getting the ban hammer. A fact that even surprised Robbie after some of the shit he did. Sometimes some of the shit he would say would literally read like he was begging for the hammer and the league to some extent let him stay around and do what he wanted. But did slap him on the wrist with weeklong bans as a warning. Warning Robbie never took seriously. Clearly because he kept doing it.

 

Love him or hate him you can admit that he was the king or stirring the pot and making people angry. These days he does not care enough to it anymore. Too bad. It would be fun. Maybe on his last ever day around the board.