A Red Guy: A Press Conference

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A Red Guy has come quite a long way from his home region of Feevr on the planet Sal Minella to the doorstep of the VHLM as one of the newest prospects to gain entry to the Season 68 Draft. Although he has not signed with a team yet, Guy chose to call an inaugural press conference anyways following his signing to the Muffins agency.

"Was the agency's ability to develop raw prospect Joey Clarence a factor in your decision to sign with them?" was the first question posed.

"Gleep," A Red Guy responded, before elaborating. "Firk opino dilf, gleep opino grandindennum," Guy finished before bursting into laughter.

"Which current VHL player do you aspire to be the most like?"

"Eep glippa Brick Wahl. Wahl fluggo intonviqs dispabba greeb walpo."

"How much work do you think has to be done for you to establish yourself as one of the premier VHLM goaltenders?"

"Klangen hamoorpa chitli fobobble Stanley Sawchuk, titinya reex apples ut apples fishinima."

"What does it mean to you to represent your whole planet coming into the VHL?"

Following that question, A Red Guy quickly became agitated and stormed out of the room, thus ending his first ever hockey press conference on the planet Earth. What about the question offended him, we may never know, but if he can bring 10% of that fire and passion onto the ice, god help any player attempting to score on him.

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Why are you red?

 

Is red guy truly a guy?

 

do you project to be a starter?