Claude thinking about changing sport?

[Bruins10 128]

After finally deciding to return to the VHL, Claudio decided that the Mexico City Kings would be the best bet for him to have a chance at showcasing his talent. The VHL is a serious deal and when it comes to the TPE difference between players, Kaspars Claude really does fall back on the ladder. Settling into Mexico City was not easy, especially considering that Kaspars grew up in the south of Italy. The climate is the only thing that is the same, and also the fact that they both speak sexy languages when picking up women.

 

But, it has been a really tough transition and settlement into the VHLM. The Mexico City Kings are the only team that have yet to win a game as of 10:30 and the team is trying to find answers. The fact that our goaltender, CPU Bot, barely knows how to skate, and that our depth chart is as thing as a pubic hair, battling for 60 minutes will be easy, but battling for a win will be tough. Hanging around in the city of Mexico has really brought in some thoughts, and that is to change sport and start playing soccer. Mexico and Italy both have a lot of pride in their national teams for the sport of Calcio, as pronounced in Italian. And well, the easiest part about the sport is the fact that you could show off your muscles in a tight little shirt infront of the chicitas and also takes about 3 minutes to get ready. You get a nice tan as you kick the ball around and you are on the pitch a lot longer.

 

Very possible we see Kaspars hang up the skates and pick up a pair of cleats at the local flea market. (This is a joke I am not hanging up the skates)

[McWolf 3,114]

inb4 Claude joins a drug cartel management simulation

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33 minutes ago, McWolf said:

inb4 Claude joins a drug cartel management simulation

can u please link me this. Asking 4 a friend