Halifax Players Hold Satan-Themed Bake Sale in Honor of Rogers' Departure

[Gustav 6,081]

HALIFAX--Earlier this week, AGM, former GM, and conjurer of demons extraordinaire Anthony Rogers (@McWolf) of the 21st abandoned his job in search of greater opportunities in Washington. Though his departure came as a shock to many in Halifax, there didn't seem to be any hard feelings as far as the team was concerned, as he was celebrated with an open-to-the-public bake sale celebrating not only his legacy but the religious impact he'd made on the team as well. 

 

"Yeah, I didn't know him all too well," said new draftee Liam Rooney (@elrune1988), "but he turned me on to the Dark Lord, and I heard he liked baguettes. So I'm selling baguettes straight from hell. I beat a goat to death with this one, and I mixed its blood into this one."

 

Meanwhile, general manager India Boy (@fonziGG) and new AGM Jeff Downey (@JeffD) got in on the action themselves, with a giant three-tiered cake complete with incense candles. "You can't be there tonight," said Downey, "but a lot more is going to happen with this cake than just eating."

 

This reporter left the event with an "I Went to Hell and All I Got Was this Stupid T-Shirt" shirt.

[Nykonax 1,550]

all proceeds went to the church of satan right?

[Motzaburger 1,590]

this event was sponsored by the Cartel of Mexico City who currently worship Santa Muerte

[Elmebeck 378]

Aleister Downey?

[fonziGG 1,065]

4 hours ago, Nykonax said:

all proceeds went to the church of satan right?

No all proceeds went into my pocke.... I mean Halifax's pocket.