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In surprising fashion, Acyd Burn signed with the Hockey Club Davos Dynamo. Burn was told this offseason that he was one of the top free agents that was being targeted. The Dynamo took a risk by trading for Burn’s rights pre free agency opening. The trade was controversial considering it involved a second round pick as well as a player for a player that wasn’t guaranteed to sign with the club. After sitting down with GM Jerry Garcia, (who smelt like he lived in an industrial hemp farm and kept saying “you know what I mean man?”) Garcia laid out the entire game plan and where he would fit in. Feeling guilty/obligated for using the amount of assets on him and for Garcia unveiling the grand plan, Burn decided to sign with the anarchist. One of the changes this season might be a possible position switch for Burn. We’ll have to see if he can improve from last year, a career low. 

 

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