Devise 4,475 Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 1 hour ago, ContinentalCup036 said: What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef eaglesfan036 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devise 4,475 Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 Also I got a hot joke for y'all see if you can follow.... Naming your player Hunter Hearst Helmsley or Hulk Hogan. @Beaviss @Hulk Hogan gorlab and diamond_ace 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaviss 4,949 Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 4 minutes ago, Devise said: Also I got a hot joke for y'all see if you can follow.... Naming your player Hunter Hearst Helmsley or Hulk Hogan. @Beaviss @Hulk Hogan HHH is a good name and I was first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devise 4,475 Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 25 minutes ago, Beaviss said: HHH is a good name and I was first! Both are names that you say to a buddy you're going to use in a stoned joking exchange. Going through with it is like the naming equivalent of Epic Movie style cringe parody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaviss 4,949 Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Devise said: Both are names that you say to a buddy you're going to use in a stoned joking exchange. Going through with it is like the naming equivalent of Epic Movie style cringe parody. HHH is a hall of famer so it was a good juju way of finally making the hof. Devise 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devise 4,475 Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 6 minutes ago, Beaviss said: HHH is a hall of famer so it was a good juju way of finally making the hof. Sorry I can't understand that logic because the concept of a "Hall of Fame" is lost on my agency. diamond_ace 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaviss 4,949 Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Devise said: Sorry I can't understand that logic because the concept of a "Hall of Fame" is lost on my agency. Make the greatest wrester alive much better than scrub PapaHunter Kenny Omega ( @gorlab knows) and it might work Edited June 2, 2020 by Devise gorlab 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devise 4,475 Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 Your wisdom never fails to amaze me @Beaviss You can be my Brodie Lee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaviss 4,949 Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Devise said: Your wisdom never fails to amaze me @Beaviss You can be my Brodie Lee. Can I be Batista instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaviss 4,949 Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 7 minutes ago, Beaviss said: Make the greatest wrester alive much better than scrub PapaHunter Kenny Omega ( @gorlab knows) and it might work @Devise Gorlab has shown me the greatness of kenny omega. Maybe thats my next character. Devise 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boubabi 4,725 Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 (edited) Why you don't give a watch to a woman I ain't finishing this joke Edited June 2, 2020 by boubabi gorlab 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomsday 4,034 Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 Did you hear about the Irishman that burned his lips? Spoiler He was trying to blow a car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostBeard 1,974 Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 When does a joke become a “dad joke?” Spoiler When it becomes apparent. Rayzor_7, Fire Tortorella, eaglesfan036 and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocrepony 1,216 Posted June 3, 2020 Author Share Posted June 3, 2020 (edited) Hear about the new restaurant named Karma? There's no menu, you get what you deserve. Edited June 3, 2020 by GrittyIsKing09 eaglesfan036 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocrepony 1,216 Posted June 3, 2020 Author Share Posted June 3, 2020 (edited) 13 hours ago, FrostBeard said: When does a joke become a “dad joke?” Reveal hidden contents When it becomes apparent. Yesterday's winner was @FrostBeard with the joke above: Congrats! Edited June 3, 2020 by GrittyIsKing09 FrostBeard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocrepony 1,216 Posted June 3, 2020 Author Share Posted June 3, 2020 I always give 100 percent.. which is why I lost my job as an exam grader. gorlab 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocrepony 1,216 Posted June 3, 2020 Author Share Posted June 3, 2020 I entered ten puns in a pun contest hoping one would win... But no pun in ten did!But no pun in ten did! eaglesfan036 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,583 Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 Beaviss is episcetarian (eats fish) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Tortorella 2,653 Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 New York receives: S74 TOR 4th S73 TOR 4th Julius Freeman Toronto receives: Fredrik Elmebeck Vancouver receives: S74 NYA 2nd S74 MAL 1st Ryo Yamazuki II eaglesfan036 and diamond_ace 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_ace 3,106 Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 Since this is a little more light hearted of an area than the trade thread itself:Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen has accepted Vancouver's offer. Gritty has accepted Vancouver's offer. eaglesfan036, gorlab and Seabass 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaviss 4,949 Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, diamond_ace said: Since this is a little more light hearted of an area than the trade thread itself:Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen has accepted Vancouver's offer. Gritty has accepted Vancouver's offer. Here is my joke eaglesfan036 and gorlab 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_ace 3,106 Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 Just now, Beaviss said: Here is my joke this is true, but we just got ligriv yesterday, and you just traded away freeman today - how long will this remain true? still doesn't change the fact that you likely told these guys they'd be signing for a contender - i don't blame them for taking it, you've been good the past few seasons - and then you trade off a big part of the team for a 1st eaglesfan036 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaviss 4,949 Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 5 minutes ago, diamond_ace said: this is true, but we just got ligriv yesterday, and you just traded away freeman today - how long will this remain true? still doesn't change the fact that you likely told these guys they'd be signing for a contender - i don't blame them for taking it, you've been good the past few seasons - and then you trade off a big part of the team for a 1st We will still be a playoff team come playoffs and im not done shuffling yet. (hopefully) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_ace 3,106 Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Beaviss said: We will still be a playoff team come playoffs and im not done shuffling yet. (hopefully) You're two points up on a team who just got better through the same trade in which you got worse. I hope for your sake the shuffling is good, right now I think you guys fall out, unless Toronto wakes up and realizes they're not a third place team. I just feel you sold these guys a bit of a bill of goods. Do as you will, but signing two guys with the promise of contention and then shipping off another guy for a 1st isn't a good look at the moment. though - we'll see what you do in fact have up your sleeve. This is the joke thread - not the place for the potentially serious discussion. mediocrepony 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jubis 1,282 Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 This should be called the @Banackock thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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