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  1. 1. Which name is my next name?

    • Aeschylus Jigglejawns CXXXIX
      13
    • Nick Thicc
      15
    • Essence of Evgeni
      7
    • Muffbeav
      15

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  • Poll closed on 08/14/2020 at 10:19 PM

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Earlier today I left the fate of my next player up to Discord, what with the theme week being on future players and all. Muffbeav took the first vote, then Thicc Nick took a close lead, before Aeschylus Jigglejawns CXXXIX started gaining some traction and the two most popular options ended in a tie. Thus, I am bringing this to the forums. Below, I'll outline the reasons for each name on this list (also, fuck you @JeffD and @Victor).

 

Aeschylus Jigglejawns CXXXIX

 

There are a few reasons I wanted to potentially use this one. First of all, it's a continuation of one of the best names I've come up with, Aeschylus Jigglejawns CXXXVII, and then after he failed, Aeschylus Jigglejawns CXXXVIII. Both players failed to eclipse 100 TPE, and I feel like I need to do the name justice; also, the Jigglejawnses are the only players I've ever created as outright defensemen, and my new player will be a defenseman.

 

Thicc Nick

 

I just thought this name was funny. Apparently people like it.

 

Essence of Evgeni

 

I've talked about this name in the discord a few times before, and how I think it's hilarious because it sounds like a fancy cologne but uses one of the funnier and less attractive-sounding names that would apply to hockey. No one else seems to find it as funny as I do though. Another idea was to go one name and do Evgenescence, a portmanteau of Evgeni and the band Evanescence, but not a lot of people saw the humor in that one either.

 

Muffbeav

 

The legendary emote after my heart, I would be honored to have a player take this on as their name.

 

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So, who will my next player be? Vote above to decide!

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50 minutes ago, GustavMattias said:

:beavbob:

 

50 minutes ago, GustavMattias said:

:beavbob:

 

50 minutes ago, GustavMattias said:

:beavbob:

 

50 minutes ago, GustavMattias said:

:beavbob:

 

50 minutes ago, GustavMattias said:

:beavbob:

 

50 minutes ago, GustavMattias said:

:beavbob:

 

I approve.

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