Gustav 5,006 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 Player Information Username: GustavMattias Player Name: Taro Tsujimoto Recruited From: Other (Jerry hit one too many blunts) Age: 20 Position: C Height: 74 in. Weight: 209 lbs. Birthplace: Japan Player Page @VHLM GM MattyFired 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstantRockstar 1,022 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 idk what the heck is happening but I like it. Come join my team, 3rd & 4th line minutes (yeah, I'll double shift you, watch me) and I can try to sneak you into the 2nd line when PO's begin. Lots of sexy people on the Marlins roster, come join Gustav 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustav 5,006 Posted August 17, 2020 Author Share Posted August 17, 2020 Context: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taro_Tsujimoto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterberg 505 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 Hey Gustav join Yukon quote this post saying “accept” if your interested Gustav 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rory 1,200 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 Hello fake player Mexico Yes? Gustav 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JigglyGumballs 1,029 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 Now where have I heard that name before??? MattyFired 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Dil 1,564 Posted August 17, 2020 Moderator Share Posted August 17, 2020 Top line minutes on Halifax? Yes? Please? Gustav 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaximus 989 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 You exist! I believe your player's rights with the Sabres have expired, since they drafted you in 1974. That means you're free to sign with any VHLM team. (As an aside, it's amazing to look back and see what Punch Imlach did with the team back then, built a cup contender in 5 years. Compare that to the Sabres of now and get really sad.) The days of recreates joining a top team and coasting to a cup in their 1st season are over. If any of the top teams even make an offer to you, you'll likely be on the bottom line and you'll barely see the ice. My team, the Philadelphia Reapers are in the middle of a tight battle for the last playoff spot, which means you get to play in exciting, meaningful games and you'll have all the ice time you could dream of! Plus, I'm creating a Center, which means you get to put me in the awkward situation of deciding to play you or me on the first line. (Spoiler alert: it'd be you on the top line.) Gustav and Jayrad28 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoktorFunk 763 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 Gustav went full weeb smh. Anyway, you're welcome to join Ottawa MattyFired and Gustav 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotAVHLM-GM 1,858 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 7 hours ago, GustavMattias said: Context: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taro_Tsujimoto Never give away the punchline immediatly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColeMrtz 568 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 Hello Traitor, The Hounds have a diverse history in hockey, hosting (possibly) the highest amount of Australian players of all time. By joining us we can expand into, I mean, diversify into an Asian player base. Also if you don’t sign with us Wang will put up 6 against David. Gustav 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustav 5,006 Posted August 17, 2020 Author Share Posted August 17, 2020 5 hours ago, DoktorFunk said: Gustav went full weeb smh. Anyway, you're welcome to join Ottawa Took a look at standings and rosters and such; I said I'd go for a good combination of playing time and team success and this is how I'm following through on that. Sign me bb DoktorFunk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nykonax 1,386 Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 quote Gustav and MattyFired 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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