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GIANT MAD


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Jolly Greene Giant has recently not been so jolly. The Giant has been seen frequently kicking over sand castles and throwing sand on people's ice cream on a recent trip to the beach. Local residents were mad with him, and formed a posse to bring him in. They gathered their torches and pitchforks and hunted him down. The Giant gasped and uttered a scared "Ho Ho!" He then turned to run, escaping into the night.

 

The Giant may be mad because of the recent performance of the Ottawa Lynx. We reached out to the Giant for comment. "Ho ho," he said. The Giant isn't wrong. Most of the Lynx's problems have stemmed from their lack of talented forwards. The defense is fantastic, however, as is the goaltending. 

 

A $10,000 bounty has been placed on the Jolly Greene Giant in the city of San Diego. If you have any information as to his whereabouts, please send a tip to giantbustersposse@gmail.com

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