Vivek Weiner - Junior Review

[coochiman 41]

Vivek Weiner is the most promising prospect to come out of slovakia in decades, this review will out line his path to stardom starting from when he was little to where he is now. This however will be less of a junior review and more of a list of his convicted felonies throughout his 16 years of life. Born in Windsor, Ontario to Slovakian immigrants Vivek has had the urge for competitiveness and beating the shit out of people. Luckily, Hockey could offer him both as he fell in love with the game at a very young age. When Vivek first started out at the age of three he was not what you would call a natural. As his parents stated "Vivek could not care less about the puck. All he wanted to do was injure people. He loved seeing the pain in there eyes as grasped onto there life searching for that one last breath until there motionless and dead on the ice. At the age of 7 Vivek eventually got bored of murdering children so decided it was time to refine his skills. With a big frame to work with, Vivek focused on his speed and puck handling ability by rollerblading around his former opponents dead corpses which he collected throughout the years. Doing this consistently helped him improve at an amazing rate, and the more he improved, the more kids he could kill, which meant the more obstacles he could add to his training. Vivek unorthodox method of training led him to be one of the hottest prospects in the country at the age of 11. He would start to gain mainstream media coverage after his highlights and kill streaks went viral on the internet. This helped him earn a roster spot with Shattuck's St. Marys high school team a year latter. A scout described at the time as being "very physical, in fact maybe a little too physical. But if you consider the impact he makes on the ice it's worth it. When your playing in the playoffs, it's a war of attrition, so any chance you have to take your opponents out of the game you do it, Vivek just happens to do it by killing them." .After 4 years playing high school hockey, Vivek decided to use the USHL as a stepping stone to the VHLM where he could then hopefully play well enough to achieve his dream of playing in the VHL. Posting an impressive 29 goals 34 assists and 18 kills in just 40 games, Vivek managed to earn a contract with the Miami Marauders where he is currently scoreless and killless in 2 games.

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[Tropicalfire 16]

This is a very interesting story. I like it.

[coochiman 41]

3 minutes ago, Tropicalfire said:

This is a very interesting story. I like it.

lmao thanks

[Ricer13 2,592]

OMFG you and Big Phil are hilarious. Give this guy all the TPE's

[coochiman 41]

3 hours ago, Ricer13 said:

OMFG you and Big Phil are hilarious. Give this guy all the TPE's

Yos