Trivium comments after sophomore season

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"I'm anxious to get back at it," London United winger The Terrible Trivium told reporters during locker cleanout day. "I hate not playing right now. We should be in the playoffs, not standing around talking to you guys. No offense."

 

Trivium put up career numbers in almost every category this past season. His 41 goals paced the team, as did his 83 points, 420 shots, and 14 power play goals. He is now just above a point-per-game pace in his career, with 145 points in 144 games, but the sportsmanlike sniper from Pitcairn is ready for the next challenge. 

 

"There are all these teams out there, vying for the chance to be world champions. Our league, more than any other league, is a global one, and yet I'm here figuratively pulling my pud instead of potting pucks in nets. Next season, it's playoffs or bust, and as much as I enjoy a nice set of breasts, it's the playoffs I'm going to be pushing toward."