Sales Loses His Cool

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In another heated game against Halifax, all bets were on Sales leaving with another shutout. During the pre-puck drop warmups we couldn't help but hear some chirping from Halifax towards Miami goaltender Thadius Sales, the ex-backup goaltender from Halifax. They made sure to point out Miami's cold streak, and Sales' less than stellar performances.

 

For the first 8 minutes of the game Sales didn't see a single shot. Then he started getting peppered.

 

Now, we aren't sure what caused Sales to snap. When we tried asking him what happened after the game he simply kept repeating "the dementors." However, it seems to us that the combination of chirping and possibly a flash back to his prison days sent Sales into a blind rage.

 

After stopping an incredible shot by Ramarod Ramirez @Ominous in the 12th minute of the 1st period, there was a collection around the Miami netminder. After a few moments of face washing and a couple of light slashes, all hell broke loose. With one swift move Sales wrapped his stick around both of the legs of Ramirez and swept them out from under him. Simultaneously, as Ramirez was falling to the ice, Sales leapt into the air over Ramirez's falling body and pointed his elbow down while screaming "here comes the people's elbow." As Ramirez hit the ice and began to bounce back up, Sales' sharp elbow landed on the chest of Ramirez. Sales then mounted the seemingly lifeless body of Ramirez and he began to scream "You're not getting my soul you prison dementors!" 

 

After effortlessly shrugging off the hoards of people who tried to stop Sales as he hammered down on Ramirez's chest with his blocker, Miami captain Cabe McJake @RedSus embraced Sales, calming him immediately. He was able to pull Sales off of Ramirez, who needed immediate medical attention, and calmed him down. As the two skated back toward the Miami bench, the arena fell silent.

 

Sales passed by the shocked faces of the Miami bench, looked at Darcey Cat @Tropicalfire and said, "don't let the dementors get ya."

 

Again, we're not entirely sure what happened to Sales in this game, but one thing is for certain, Miami has an enforcer goalie.

Edited November 30, 2020 by thadthrasher