So after having delicious meatballs and perogies for lunch, I went outside to clean up some twine in the cow pasture. My doggy, Marley, came out with me because she's cool like that. So anyway, I'm minding my own business. taking swipes at the ground with my utility knife. It is 2:30 PM. All the sudden, Marley starts going apeshit at some activity on the other side of the pasture. I look over to see all my cows are running from something; a fat motherfucking orange llama. Now, in the almo