INT-PLANE-DAY
Sir William Covington III is passed out on top of a naked model with cocaine on her boobs. Putin walks around the cabin drunk while chanting something.
Putin
If we go down I want to go down drinking
Ahma who is in the washroom puking kicks the door open
Ahma
We’re not going down
Putin
That’s what you think
A cellphone begins to ring in the background which makes William fall off the women he is laying
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