Shawndre Bović - Faceoff Specialist

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Fidel Castro? Vladimir Lenin? George Washington? No, just Shawndre Bović.

 

Rumors are that this random no-name rookie going to take the Victory Hockey League by storm when he leads a league-wide revolution, one of which the Victory Hockey League has never seen before.

 

Many scouts have seen this young man play (scouts in this case being literally anyone that has seen him play because who the fuck would scout players in the Missouri Floor Hockey League?) and have shared with VHL Radio that this future superstar is a face-off specialist. He has spent countless hours, 27 actually, to be exact, in the Hockey Face-Off Training Center of America, to work on his face-offs. He has never actually played an ice hockey game in his life, but Shawndre does not think that will matter.

 

I talked with him last week and he stated, "I'm a face-off specialist. I'm here to win face-offs, and that is it. Every manager in the Victory Hockey League and Victory Hockey League Minors knows that. They shouldn't expect me to do anything else, other than win face-offs and go sub out for someone that can actually play hockey."

 

A rebellion has started, and it will be a true blessing to witness first hand whether this face-off rebellion turns into a full blown face-off revolution.