Tucker Wants Another Good Season

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Well, another season looms and Henry Tucker is suiting up for his 6th campaign with the Wolves. The career Vanny right winger is now more regressed, sitting at a meager 667 APE despite his 897 TPE. Fuck regression, man. Anyways, our boy Tucker is hoping to break some franchise records this year and get close to some other ones so he can overtake the leaders in his final year. He doesn’t really expect to make 2nd team All-VHL team again, but after speaking to him, I’ve learned that he at least wants another 100-point season, however, more importantly, he wants to get Vancouver a 3-peat, a feat not accomplished since the Toronto Legion did it from S48-S50. Since I’m all about chasing Vanny records, we’ll take a look at where Tucker stands in each regular season category, once again. He has to be within striking distance of the mark for me to include it.

 

Regular Season

360 GM (T-10th, 144 behind), 158 GL (5th, 66 behind), 208 AS (10th, 148 behind), 306 PTS (8th, 177 behind), 700 PIM (2nd, 3 behind), 1217 HIT (2nd, 40 behind)

 

In other news, Tucker was in talks to co-create a store that sold cheetah fur, but after multiple poaching activists threatened him with lawsuits, he decided that it was perhaps a better idea not to do that after all. He also was arrested for flying his airplane while drunk, but charges were dropped after it was discovered that Stars GM rory had put large amounts of vodka in his Sprite, which is the real reason he got a 2-week TPE ban, to be honest.

 

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