Sasky Segway Race

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We are here tonight in beautiful Saskatoon, Saskatchewan for Heat 3 of our annual segway races. Tonight we have a variety of competitors from around the VHLM. In lane one, coming from the Yukon Rush.... SACHIMO ZOIDBERG! In lane two, coming in from the Saskatoon Wild.. Joshua Rubin! In lane three, coming from the city of Winnipeg... Ronin Barbo! In lane four, coming from the town of Chardona... Leo Birtu! In the final lane, lane 5, we have from the Saskatoon Wild.... Gunnar Skovsgaard!

 

 

The race is set to begin, the participants head onto their segways and start up the engine... the buzzer goes and they are off! This is a two lap course and a quarter through the first lap these guys are neck and neck! Skovsgaard starts to pull ahead, he goes around the second turn with tons of speed, Skovsgaard continues to lead the pack heading into the final turn, in come Ronin Barbo, Barbo with a streak of speed now, he cuts of Skovsgaard as they cross the starting line to indicate one lap remaining, Skovsgaard loses control of his segway and he has fallen into the mud lining! In comes Sachimo Zoidberg, he tries to swerve around Barbo but he stays steady and doesn't let him pass, now coming into the final turn, its Zoidberg, Barbo and Birtu...........ITS A PHOTO FINISH AND IT LOOKS LIKE NEWCOMER JOSHUA RUBIN SNEAKS IN BY A NOSE!

 

FINAL RESULTS:

 

1. JOSHUA RUBIN: 1:13.12

2. SACHIMO ZOIDBERG: 1:13.13

3. RONIN BARBO: 1:13.15

4. LEO BIRTU: 1:13.16

5. GUNNAR SKOVGAARD: DNF

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