Okranitz and the Rush

[Mook 120]

While the Rush may not be a cup winning team this year, the wheels are in a motion to be a powerhouse next season. GM's may not notice the pain train coming to their station, and the brakes are out. Okranitz is going to be the brick wall they wish they had the sledgehammer for, but Carl SledgeHammer doesn't know how to break it. Pretty sure he can't even bench 100 pounds. VHLM teams with active players are just sitting there, laughing at the puny Rush lineup, but when they realize what is actually about to happen, they will be the ones rushing around trying to find a way to stop Yukons reign of terror. 

 

 

 

Okranitz is sitting with a .892 save percentage 4th highest of the goalies, but it's only 15 games for him you might say. Doesn't matter, it's all he needs. After 15 games he has faced the 2nd highest amount of shots, above most goalies who have played 18 games. What does that mean you might ask? It means you should watch out.

 

 

Wins? Wins you might ask... Over half of his games are won. But Mikaelson has only lost 2, so what? who is going to be in the VHLM next season running the same domination. Okranitz. Who should you hope you have 99 scoring against? Okranitz. Who should you buy beer for because he's pretty cool? Mook. I mean Okranitz.