Team Asia's excessive talent pool

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Team Asia's excessive talent pool

 

(Taipei, Taiwan) - With the world junior cup coming up on us fast, team Asia has some difficult decisions to make. While most of the other teams have around 100 players to choose from, Asia has a whopping 7. Of those 7, only 4 of them are active. Oliver Twists was quoted saying, "Those are four good players right there. None of those weak ass players that are going to the other nation's teams. However, of the four players we can only select fourteen players. Tough decisions are going to have to be made. You never know who won't make the cut when we have room for 3x the amount of players that are available". We're hoping that the legendary player "BK Whopper" will make the team. He is well known for his singing skills that have been debuted in Burger King commercials around the world. If his hockey skills are anywhere near his singing skills this team will be unbeatable. Team Asia was originally trying to get @Baozito recreate for another option for the team, but he failed his interview. He was consistently listed as "too horny" and management felt he would be unable to focus on the game.

 

As always,

 

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McDonalds BigMac out of Trinidad and Tobago is twice the player BK Whopper could hope to be!!