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[Guest swoosh]

Tihon Kalstad, a Russian forward, announced late Thursday night via Myspace that he would join the Victory Hockey League. Kalstad is an unknown prospect who is generating some buzz around the league because of who he is being represented by: swoosh. Fans may remember swoosh as the agent of Dom Mazzetti, an Italian douchebag who founded the Dom Squad. Mazzetti had a solid VHL career before retiring to focus on devoting more time towards going to the gym, tanning, doing laundry, and talking about fucking bitches. Swoosh also represented Dwayne Chocolate, another douchebag who left the VHL and traveled back to 70s to join his disco buddies. Fans have to wonder if Kalstad will be another douchebag in swoosh's long list of douchebag clients. The answer is most likely yes. Scoops Callahan caught up with Kalstad and asked him something that was too witty and quick for me to catch, but Kalstad's answer was "bacon," so we can only dream of what Scoops asked.