Lynx Halloweek Shenanigans

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Halloween brings out the odd, absurd, and grotesque in many places, and the VHLM Ottawa Lynx were no exception.  In a shocking turn of events, the Lynx duplicated their season high 3-win streak with a surprise win over Watchmen and a close SO loss vs. the Storm. Indeed, the Lynx did so unusually well that some fans began to mistake them for a reasonable hockey team. 

Goalie Coca-Cola, morally offended by the Lynx's tricking of fans, decided to put on a show for the ages.  In just a short 32 minutes, Coca let in 6 of 17 shots for a career low of 0.647.  At this point, coaches popped open the sarcophagus holding back-up goalie Clifford Shock and blew the dust off him.  The mummified goalie then finished the game with a 0.875 after 16 shots in the remaining time.

When asked about the team's burst of momentum and then the spectacular failure, coaches simply replied: "It's Halloween".