Girts in Vancouver

[Girts 1,053]

Girts Galvins is excited to put on a Vancouver Wolves sweater in his final season and looking forward to a completely new city and experience. He moved into Brian Payne's basement and is currently sleeping on an air mattress while he waits for his down town Vancouver apartment to be painted. Should be ready by the start of the season. In the mean time he's been working out at the excellent Vancouver facilities and getting to know his new teammates. It's a great group of guys and there's a lotof talent on this roster that went to the finals last season. He's been given a locker between FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Analfist and Oreo McFleury, which was a bit confusing at first because Analfist's smelled a bit poopy but Oreo's area smelled sweet and delicious, the combination of aromas is strange but Girts is getting used to it. He's excited to play his first game in front of Vancouver fans and expects to have a big impact this season, his final in the VHL. Hopefully he can help his new team bring home a championship and make some new lasting memories. 

 

Reading this back I have no idea why it auto corrected Analfist's first name to fisted anally by a circus monkey.. but lol

Edited August 13, 2023 by Girts

[Daniel Janser 2,167]

1 hour ago, Girts said:

 

Reading this back I have no idea why it auto corrected Analfist's first name to fisted anally by a circus monkey.. but lol

This is a Feature going back some time when a user used the above mentioned term instead of 's.nubbed'... and so it began.