London United Press Conference

[JCarson 722]

We are going to play a game of "No true answers"

Each answer to the following questions must not be true, remember to use full sentences

 

1) Why did you join the VHL?

2) Which team would you choose to never join and why?

3) Why do you think that London has gone on a 12 game win streak?

4) If you had to rename the London United what would you name the team? Any reason why?

5) Tell me your naughtiest secret?

6) If you could eliminate one food from existence, what would that be and why? 

[Aimee 1,119]

2 minutes ago, JCarson said:

We are going to play a game of "No true answers"

Each answer to the following questions must not be true, remember to use full sentences

 

1) Why did you join the VHL?

2) Which team would you choose to never join and why?

3) Why do you think that London has gone on a 12 game win streak?

4) If you had to rename the London United what would you name the team? Any reason why?

5) Tell me your naughtiest secret?

6) If you could eliminate one food from existence, what would that be and why? 

 

1. I was sent here to infiltrate the VHL by a rival sim league to syphon members away so that we could grow bigger.

2. London. Yuck. What a terrible place to be.

3. Because Loki the God of mischief has demanded that Simon play a huge prank on us in order to raise our spirits only to drop-kick us off the ledge during the playoffs.

4. The Yorkshire Puddings. They are delicious and because posh Londoners need to get their heads out of their britches.

5. I once pinched a teacher's ass while in high school because she was hot.

6. Pizza. Who on Earth needs to eat that much cheese? It's honestly disgusting. The grease however, can stay. Perfectly healthy that stuff.

[Sjin 188]

On 9/19/2023 at 11:36 PM, JCarson said:

We are going to play a game of "No true answers"

Each answer to the following questions must not be true, remember to use full sentences

 

1) Why did you join the VHL?

I found it on a YouTube video and was intrigued by the idea of a simulation league this is my first experience with one

2) Which team would you choose to never join and why?

London United as I'm from the UK and it's the only team based from here

3) Why do you think that London has gone on a 12 game win streak?

Because London is the greatest team in the VHL so it's without a doubt they can win

4) If you had to rename the London United what would you name the team? Any reason why?

Perhaps London Royals but I really like the name and logo as it stands despite it being unpopular

5) Tell me your naughtiest secret?

I will not put my naughtiest secrets so publicly so sorry for this question

6) If you could eliminate one food from existence, what would that be and why? 

Probably some of the vegan fake meat substitutes they are so digusting.

 

[Triller 1,650]

On 9/19/2023 at 3:36 PM, JCarson said:

We are going to play a game of "No true answers"

Each answer to the following questions must not be true, remember to use full sentences

 

1) Why did you join the VHL?

2) Which team would you choose to never join and why?

3) Why do you think that London has gone on a 12 game win streak?

4) If you had to rename the London United what would you name the team? Any reason why?

5) Tell me your naughtiest secret?

6) If you could eliminate one food from existence, what would that be and why? 

1.  One of my coworkers and I were watching hockey on break and they said they would be better than me at hockey.  I disagreed and they continued by saying they would be better even at fake hockey!  Here we are now!

 

2.  I would never CHOOSE to join London.  I was forced here after an extensive interview where I shared my disdain for London and the UK in general!

 

3.  It is well known at this point that Jacob sacrifices prospects and San Diego players to Simon for such success.  That cup win carries so much death.

 

4.  The London Cuisine cause the British are known to have an abundance of flavor in their traditional foods!

 

5.  I have 2 other families and they are the ones who make my graphics for me.

 

6.  I would eliminate Pizza.  There are so many varieties at this point that it doesn't even matter anymore.  Throw whatever on there and it is apparently pizza.  Just throw the ingredients on a plate and stop pretending!