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Houston Gossiper: Unexpected News!


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Welcome to a special and rather unexpected edition of Houston Gossiper. We obtained a shocking news regarding the Houston hockey team:

 

Ondrej Vencko has been assaulted!

 

To start this week off, Bulls‘ goaltender did an interview with a sweet colleague of mine, Lauren Lambert (go check it out, btw, it is spectacular writing). Mere minutes after leaving the studio, he was approached by a rather obese guy, who slapped the goalie in the face, while shouting (presumeably) insults in an utterly unpleasant and ear-tearing gibberish, also known as German language.

 

Luckily, two police officers were patrolling the street just around the corner, so they quickly took care of the attacker. The man, roughly in his thirties, is now in custody. His motive is unknown. However, the officers stated that the man was mumbling a melody of German anthem during his transport to the police station.

 

Could the suspect be a member of some ultra-nationalistic German movement? Who knows. It would make sense, however, when we take into consideration that Ondra comes from an area of Czechia formerly known as the Sudetenland which had a large German community before and during the World War II.

 

Police is now investigating whether an organised group of such extremists can be lurning the streets of Houston. According to professor Zweistein, some Germans hold grudge towards Czechs for forcefull movement of Germans out of Sudetenland after the War, which wasn’t very nice in many cases.

 

This violence towards a man who logically couldn’t influence any events that happened almost 80 years ago is, however, completely unjustified. Ondra himself is fine and not really hurt. „It was more of a scare than of an attempt on my life“, he told us.

 

Let’s hope that this event doesn’t influence Ondra’s game in a negative way.

 

For Houston Gossiper

Ben Icio del Torro

 

305 words for week ending 2/11/2024

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