RLV: Mighty Mighty Man

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Live from Juan Ceson Arena, this is Radio Las Vegas, with your host, Marcus Svedberg. Tonight, we have a very special edition of RLV for you to enjoy!

 

History has been made this season, as Stinky, longtime Captain and primary instrument to the potent offense of Las Vegas, has broken several records this season in his quest to get the Aces back to the Founder's Cup Final. This season she put up a solid season, scoring 44 goals and 50 assists for 94 points. While this is usually pretty typical of a maxed out player playing top line time, the significance of this seasons performance outshines the rest, as Stinky broke multiple regular season records. The most prominent obviously being the points record, previously held by Aces legend Juan Ceson. On his quest to solidify the record, she put up a further 15 points to surpass Juan Ceson and become the sole record holder, a record of which she is likely to hold onto for a very, very long time. With this, she also broke the shots on goal record, far surpassing the previous holder of 962 with 1,261 shots of his own, all of which being in the regular season alone! That in mind, it should be no surprise that Stinky also surpassed the goals record, previously held by Mike Szatkowski III with 122, chalking up what will likely be his final total to a whopping 144 goals. To put the cherry on top, she also broke the game winning goals record, solidifying his status as the greatest goal scorer in Aces history. As she's expected to move onto Europe next season, expect a jersey retirement and Aces Hall of Fame induction shortly after the season ends.

Next, we have Roy Brown, singing the praises of a Mighty, Mighty Man