Chazz Micheal Micheals Biography

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The magnificent, awe-inspiring, alfa male Chazz Micheal Micheals blessed this world with his birth in the sacred year of 1996. The same year that history began. He was an only child to a family that was quite poor and had their normal family issues. He grew up quite a troubled child by participating in some questionable business with semblances of legality but a life he enjoyed.

 

In his early teens, he found an abandoned pair of skates that just so happened to fit him perfectly. Eventually, he learned how to skate on his own with no teachers in sight. Just skating wasn't quite enough for him though and took to the local frozen ponds where he discovered other kids playing hockey. Like most young hockey players he was dead set on scoring goals and being the best that has ever lived. He sliced and diced through the other team's defenders like they didn't exist and slapped pucks past the goalies. 

 

Over time he found being a forward and scoring goals too easy. Chaz wanted a challenge and stuck himself in the net. He didn't have any goalie gear but that didn't stop him from putting his body on the line to stop those pesky skaters from beating him. On occasion, after he stopped a puck he would skate all the way down the ice and score himself if his team wasn't getting the job done. He was just that good at scoring. You may ask why not just stick to being a goal scoring god and play forward? In his mind being a forward was boring and way too easy. Sort of a self nurf some would say. He is the goat after all if he did too good people would get suspicious and realize he was a deity. 

 

After his middle school life came to an end he was thrust into high school as the hottest goalie on planet earth. Everyone knew his name. People were building shrines for him in hopes of summoning him to play for their team. Even the pro VHL teams had their fan bases having mass gatherings to show their love for their future Hall of Fame goalie. Chazz was the starter in his freshman year of high school at his small school in his hometown. The school had never even won a single game in their existence but once Chazz appeared they went undefeated. They often won games 1-0 and only went to a shootout one single time. That single time was simply because his team didn't score of course. This trend of domination, racking up the shutouts, and yes even scoring some of his own goals made him known worldwide as the best that will ever grace the world of hockey.

 

Knowing how elite he was he had the easy road to go pro. But just like how he switched from a forward to a goalie he decided to go to college instead. His reason you ask? "Going pro now would be boring. I want to go to college and find me some women" - Chazz Micheal Micheals. As you can see he has quite a colorful personality. 

 

College went just about as you would expect. He continued his domination in the net from his high school days. Shutout after shutout. Some more goalie goals sprinkled in there. He even got into brawling with other goalies or even skaters. Most of the extracurriculars he did on the ice were simply for his own enjoyment. Causing chaos and getting on the other team's hit list was his priority. His teammates loved him for this but also with how much he carried their team. Also just like high school, he managed to drag the team over the finish line in every single tournament, trophy, and scrimmage. Before Chaz even had the chance to join a pro hockey team he had to expand his trophy room. As a non hockey related occurrence in Chazzs life. He got married in his last couple months of college and is expecting his first child sometime around the draft.

 

Now that the Chazz Micheal Micheals college experience has concluded he has started to prepare for the draft. It's not really an industry secret where he will be drafted at but it's just a matter of which team will be at the slot he is going to go. Everyone is asking for draft interviews. The media is asking for their own interviews. He is being invited onto talk shows and in the newest pro hockey game that's coming out he is going to be on the cover. While he's on the cover he'll also be the highest rated player in the game since he's just that elite and miles better than everyone else. Every fan base is holding their breath in hopes that they will end up landing this once in a earth time player Chazz Micheal Micheals. 

 

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Edited June 27 by Xflexz