XhekPuck into the Xhekaj-Verse (II)

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The best penalty drawer of all time, XhekPuck is a mythological and legendary puckerson. A sentient puck who learned how to play hockey. DO NOT QUESTION THE MORALS OF HIM PLAYING HOCKEY and slapping his own kind with full force. But Xhekpuck is the best penalty drawer of all time, drawing an average of 7 penalties a game. Players simply cannot discern a puck and a sentient puck, luckily the refs can and he frequently draws slashing penalties. You would think this would hurt the longevity of his career, but he has been playing for 27 years and only has one minor chip. When a Xhek yet to be disclosed, fully slapshotted xhek puck, he hit the goalie's mask and chipped during that. Luckily that never slowed him down. Scoring a hat trick in that same game. The legendary Xhekpuck is an invaluable asset to every team he plays on, and the worst nightmare of every team he plays against. When xhekpuck retires he has requested to be used as a normal puck like all of his relatives, and the rest of his kind.