Xheki-wan Kenobi into the xhekaj verse (VI)

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Xheki-wan Kenobi is a Xhek who reached immense potential. Overcoming his anger issues through meditative arts and yoga. As he was recruited as a Jedi at the age of only 4, boasting an above average midichlorian count of 12,500 per cell. Despite the oddities of his youth and growing up, and the seemingly apposing nature of hockey and being a Jedi. Xheki-wan Kenobi went on to carve out great careers in both. Designing his lightsaber in the shape of a hockey stick. So that he could use it for multipurpose. People thought this would be problematic as it seemed dangerous to carry a weapon that can easily slice people in half when on the ice. But after many years of practice xheki-wan Kenobi was able to learn immense control over his stick and has never cut anybody in half. Though they have said his Puck control is lethal, miraculously he has never been stick lifted once, nor poke checked, and same for the other way around, when he tries to stick lift someone they have never held on.  Nobodies figured out how he does it yet though. With Xheki-wan Kenobi's lethal instincts you would think that he might be a goaltender, but they realized that whenever he was put into net nobody could score, and they banned him from playing in the crease as he was simply too good. When xheki-wan Kenobi started playing with his lightsaber stick a problem arose, he cut through the puck any time he tried to play with it. So to solve the problem they made special beskar pucks, just for when xheki-wan Kenobi plays. THE POOR GOALIES, that must hurt so bad, pure solid metal and no extra protection. It especially sucks when Xheki-wan Kenobi loads up for a one timer, he is known for his lethal and powerful one timer. 

 

Thank you for listening to this edition of Xhek into the xhekaj verse. 

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I’ve heard he melts the ice with his slap shot