Cheesy Little Interview with Rolf MacWallace

[RJMW 175]

The Philadelphia Reapers are out of the playoffs. It was a tough loss. How are you feeling?

 

I won’t sugarcoat anything; that’s not who I am. I played well below the level I know I can, but I don’t even have a full season under my belt. I’m just getting started. This is something I can take a lot from. Losing is a necessary step on the journey to improvement… or something, I don’t know someone said that to me before, I think.

 

Krister had a great playoff run, ending with 1 goal and 12 assists in 12 games. You’ve been pretty outspoken about your disapproval of him before. Has anything changed?

 

Listen… This idiot is starting to grow on me. I still think he’s the dumbest player alive, but he showed out in this series. Man, its a tough loss for sure but more than anything I’m pissed because Krister played levels above me. This is the first and last time that has happened.

Honestly, I like to think my comments about his style of play motivated him to take that step offensively. That guy won’t listen to anything you tell him unless you insult him.

 

How is it navigating the locker room with such a public feud? People have been looking at this feud as one of the reasons the Reapers lost. Are you both capable of putting it to the side?

 

Look, we might not like each other, but that has never affected the team chemistry or anything like that. If anything, it makes us play better. Got it? And… Hey, I’m done talking about him. I said all the nice things I could. If you wanted to talk about Krister, you can interview him. I’m sure you could get a grunt or two.

 

Sure, we can move on.

 

Can we talk about my car sponsorship? I got a beautiful ‘06 Matrix from my buddy Barry Davis. I’m so happy with this thing. I’m gonna drive to Taco Bell right after this. I can’t wait. That Cheesy Gordita Crunch will take all the pain of this loss away, to be honest.

 

That’s... great... I wanted to touch on the upcoming VHLM draft. How has the pre-draft process been? Any idea where you might end up?

 

Aah, the draft? Yeah, I’ve had a few conversations with management from a few different teams. Like I told them, I’m happy to play wherever, and if they pick me in the draft, I’ll make sure they don’t regret it.

 

Strong words. 

Looking ahead to the future, how long do you see yourself playing in the M? And for the Season 100 draft, how are things standing right now? Would you like to play for Malmo?

 

I’ll play in the M for as long as it takes. I won't take that next step until I feel ready.

 

As for the draft, of course I have close ties to Malmo, and if they want to draft me, I’ll be more than happy to play for them. But I also want to carve out my own legacy. Wherever I do end up, I’m going to make sure I elevate the standards of myself and everyone around me. I want to win things, whether that’s for Malmo or any other team.

 

546 words.

 

[RJMW 175]

@Komrad

[mattyIceman 1,284]

It was a pleasure to have you play for the Reapers!  Good luck Rolf with your career!

[Komrad 372]

Tzesar of course only listening to insults