Harumpf Hoping for Harumpf'ing

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Well it's been about 20 games since Oskars Harumpf "Harumpf'd" anyone, but he's hoping it happens again soon. Not since early in the season when Harumpf Harumpf'd the Bears on back to back nights has there been a Harumpf'ing. If you don't know what it means to get Harumpf'd, you've obviously not been following the career or persona of the great Oskars Harumpf, but let's just say it' when he scores 3 or more points against a team. They get Harumpf'd. Harumpf has been on the verge of Harumpf'ing a couple teams over the last 20 games with some multi-point efforts, but has not eclipsed that 3 point mark since the first 2 games of the season. Harumpf is playing well though, with 17 points in 22 games and is on pace to break last years point total, but a few Harumpf'ings would go a long way to eclipsing a point per game. Harumpf hopes to Harumpf someone soon and if he could choose any team to Harumpf it would be either NY Americans or Toronto Legion. His old pals Zoidberg and 3Moons are on these teams and could use a good Harumpf'ing to keep them in line. Harumpf doesn't want them getting too big of a head, so a little Harumpf'ing will be good for them. Let's hope it happens soon.

 

-Harumpf

Edited March 3, 2015 by Harumpf