second time around ffffffffffffffffffffffffff

[Cowboy 20]

Well, I already wrote one of these fuckers earlier today and while I was word counter checking it my laptop died and I lost the whole fucking thing which pissed me off. So now I'm going to do a poor summary of an article I don't really give a shit about at this point since this is the second time I've bothered typing 250 words of bullshit. So the Blades appear to be a good team but aren't doing as well as they potentially should be with the roster they have on paper. Since trading in Dean Arbuckle for Raul Thundercat behind the bench things have turned around and the Blades recently managed to tie the season series with the Minot Gladiators (who are 3 points behind them in the NA Conference). The Oslo Storm are the only team the supercharged Blades can't solve having dropped both contests to the European Conference leaders. Here I wrote some random quote from assistant general manager Benoit Devereux about how the team has changed throughout the season via the coaching swap and the 4 trades that took place. 2 before the season began and 2 since. The biggest acquisition so far has been Teibert who has 62 points in 18 games and has turned the anemic offense of the Blades upside down. I think I also said something about Campbell who pretty much sucked when we first got him but has won a fair number of games for us lately and has held us in a few as well. While he still isn't super consistent he is the best goaltending option the Blades could have had this season since I doubt and 89 tpe inactive in Soren Douffet could outplay a 200tpe active but whatever. He's been ok and will only be better from here on out. 250 words yet? hope so cause I'm getting bored as fuck with this crap for the second time.

[Baozi 1,658]

I lawled.

[Jala 922]

 

Each article is expected to be at least 150 words, but should be around 200 words.