Lot Lizards.

[Laflamme 376]

With the playoffs coming around the corning everyone is getting excited. The snow is melting and the prostitutes are dressing more slutty. All the hunnies are lining up for the boys out side the arena's. Unfortunately one player recently broke in and went in for the kill. No one normally gives in but this time Slaughter did. After a few days Slaughter went to the Americans trainer and complained that his crotch was constantly on fire and was irritating him beyond explanation. Unfortunately there was nothing that the trainer could do for Slaughter, he would have to go to the medical clinic. After his check up, Slaughter was informed that "Candy" had given him Chlamydia. Slaughter now has to take pills for his recovery as well has put a cooling cream on his genitals. Everyone please pray for his recovery, donations are being tallied at the door on the way out to help him with his hard time. We advice that the players stay away from the Lot Lizards.