Harumpf Time!

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It's that time of the playoffs, when Oskars Harumpf does his best work, crunch time. Helsinki is currently down in the semi-finals 3-2 to Cologne, which we agree is somewhat infathomable, but its happened. It's time for Haurmpf to step up and will this team to victory. He'll do whatever he needs to do to help the team win game 6. If he needs to shart his pants again and screen the goalie to the odorous fumes cause him to have double vision, he'll do it. If he needs to put someone through the glass with a superman check where he leaves his feet and throws his 250 pounds into them from 50 feet away, he'll do it. If he needs to dangle around everyone on the ice and bury a game winner he'll do it. If he needs to set up the game winner with a saucer pass over 3 diving defenders onto someone's tape he'll do it. Harumpf wants this win and will do whatever he needs to in order to ensure Helsinki forces a game 7. Once in game 7 we know anything can happen. Don't count Harumpf and the Titans out just yet.