Meet the Berns

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Ted Doughty

Doughty is a defender who really just wants to be a princess. Some nights you can catch him trying on his wife's dresses to see what works best with his eyes. But enough about his cruel circumstances, he's a really decent guy on the point. He current leads all defenders in points, but is obviously not leading in shot blocks. Little do people know, he always finds a way to make the puck go right through him.

 

Kol Mikaelson

Legend has it that Kol is actually related to a famous Spartan back in the old days. Currently leading the team in both points and hits, which makes him the complete package. Too bad he has no package himself.

 

Kai Roberts

The triple crown himself. Kai has put up big numbers with 13 goals, 122 shots, 47 hits, and long walks on the beach. Joining the ever growing list of s49 players, Kai looks to standout by simply being better than Doughty, which is as easy said as it will be done.

 

Joe Shenanigans

The latecomer who missed the first four games due to a bad case of European food, Joe has been very stellar on the ice despite very little training. He, too, looks to be better than Doughty, and has already done a lot more despite crapping his pants in half the games.