OslBRO

[Evans 305]

Prior to the trade deadline, Titan Kronos found himself dealt by Brampton GM Brody Bryant. Before boarding his flight to head to Oslo, Kronos spoke up about how the deal came to happen.

 

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I wanted to win and Bryant is a stand up guy when it comes to stuff like that. He wanted me to be in Brampton, but he also knew this was going to be a rebuild that required a season of not playing too well. I didn't demand a trade. He actually approached me about wanting to get me to a team with a chance. Doesn't really matter to me where I play because I have already set my sights on the draft and where I might end up. I haven't been contacted by any of the GMs yet, but I know they will be calling any day not to talk about building around me. For now, it looks like I will have to bide my time in OslBRO. I bought as many tank tops as I could find on my way to the airport. I'll be drinking nothing but Keystone Light and hitting on girls who are just slightly over the age of 18. I might even contract an STD while I'm out there just to find out what the full experience is like. It's the bro capital of the world and I'm ready to show off my bro-ness. I've been practicing adding it to different words and I anticipate calling my new best friend Joe BROgan. Wait, it's called Oslo? Son of a bitch!

 

Edited April 18, 2016 by Evans