Claimed: IDK what to write about anymore

[TurnDaddy 323]

I'm running out of ideas to write about, so here's a shitty repeated a thousands times interview with my basic bitch of a player. 

 

Niko, how is life for you at Riga? 

"It's pretty good, I can't complain. We are winning and we are having fun. My teammates are a good group of guys and I'm lucky to be a part of this group." 

 

Have you found anything fun to do in the city? 

"There's a ton to do. I will now generically describe all these things because I really have no idea. We have bars. We have clubs. Those are fun. The women are sexy and always willing to hang out with a professional hockey player if you get what I'm saying. Museums, parks, restaurants, historic places, you name it, Riga has it! I would be selling the place short if I didn't mention the architecture, oh my, what beauty." 

 

Have things finally settled in for you then on the ice? 

"Oh yes, very much so. Your first few times out on the ice you are nervous, not sure what to expect from a new place, but I've settled in quite nicely. The nerves calm quickly and you get back to doing what you do best, play hockey." 

 

How do you feel about your playing time, stats, and the team in general? 

"I can not and will not complain one bit! The nice part about Riga is that no one person needs to be a superstar and carry the weight of the team on his back. We can attack from any angle and you never know who will be the star of that particular game. I'm pleased with everything about Riga. Winnings sure helps that as does having good teammates around you. I can't complain about my ice time as I'm out there plenty and I do contribute which is a great feeling." 

 

Has the stigma of signing with Jones Agencies subsided, where people once scoffed at you and he for his comeback, or do you still think people doubt you? 

"I want them to doubt us. Makes them look all that much more sillier if they continue to do so. I think at this point people have realized that they've made a mistake not giving us a second thought. Riga is pleased they took the flyer on me and I'm going to work hard for them as a result. Giving them 6-8 hours a week, if not more, is what I plan to do for them for the foreseeable future. Stark is a distant memory, but his plateau is one I don't intend on staying on. 400 is on the horizon and I see a mountain to climb after that. 800 is the next big milestone with 5,6,and700 as my smaller ones to help me get there."