VSN - On the Bench: VSN Writer DimeTime

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On the Bench: VSN Writer SlapshotDragon/DimeTime

 

Ryuu: Hey guys! Ryuu here! Today I'm going to interview VSN Writer SlapshotDragon! Or as you discord folks know him as, DimeTime!

 

Dime: Hey.

 

Ryuu: Now, we have a few questions. Here's the first question. On a scale from 10-10, how gay is Hedgehog?

 

Dime: Let me guess.....Nyko?

 

Ryuu: Yup.

 

Dime: Well, I asked him, he said he wasn't, so we'll just say that dash in the question is a subtraction symbol.

 

Ryuu: Ah, smart. Next question, how did you get your name?

 

Dime: Like, my real name? Well, when I was a baby, I accidentally swallowed some drugs-

 

Ryuu: And we're gonna stop you right there! Jeez dude. Can't have the parents complaining.

 

Dime: Oh, do you mean my discord name?

 

Ryuu: Yeah, sure.

 

Dime: Well, not much people know this but I did it as a joke. There was this guy on the discord named DollarAndADream and there was also a guy named pennypenny so it was like a whole money theme. I'm trying to get someone to name themselves NickelAndANightmare.

 

Ryuu: Oh god, we got a lot more questions.

 

Dime: Well. Go on.

 

Ryuu: Are you a virgin?

 

Dime: Yes. Sadly. I'll probably die one.

 

Ryuu: Damn. That's sad. Okay. Would you get kicked in the balls for a million bucks?

 

Dime: I don't have any.

 

Ryuu: You're a girl?

 

Dime: No, I'm just insulting myself. But, I sound like one so I could see why you might think that.

 

Ryuu: Oh shut up, no you don't.

 

Dime: I have a question for you Ryuu. Why the hell do you sound and look exactly like me?

 

Ryuu: SHUSH YOU CAN'T REVEAL WE'RE THE SAME PERSON!

 

Dime: Okay okay.

 

Ryuu: Good. Now, next question.

 

Dime: But by saying that you just revealed that we are, indeed, the same person.

 

Ryuu: I FINNA BEAT YOUR A-

 

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Edited February 3, 2019 by SlapshotDragon