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Bismarck vs Hachimura


Boheem

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The members of the Halifax 21st took place in a charity boxing tournament throughout last week, sponsored by Haterade. The finals featured featured early favourite Kenji Hachimura and Bolivian drug dealer / defenseman Boheem Bismarck. These two giant men had both been annihilating their competition, all throughout the tournament, both looking equally strong doing it. In the semi-finals, Bismarck drilled Papa Gage with his left hook, knocking him out cold. This was a shocker to much of the team, as Gage is no slouch in the sport of boxing either, standing 6'3 and weighing in at 225 lbs, he's one of the heaviest hitters on the team, and has been top 3 in team PIM in both of these past 2 seasons. The much anticipated matchup between Hachimura and Bismarck was advertised all through the city. Posters were plastered on walls, and TV ads played non-stop. Every hockey fan in town came out to watch the fight between  the two giants. As they stepped into the ring, it was clear Bismarck had the advantage in the size category, standing a full inch taller, and 20 pounds heavier than Hachimura, however Hachimura was considered the easy favourite as he was better know by the team and all of them knew how he could throw punches. The two men stared at each other, the bell went off, and the fight began. The television commentary was as follows: Hachimura with a right and another right and another right and another right! Hachimura with a right! Another right! Another right! Hachimura with a another right and another right and another right and another right! Hachimura was a right! Hachimura with a right! Hachimura with a right! Two, three, four more to ten! Ohhhhh Bismarck's getting pounded! Hachimura with another right, TAKES BISMARCK DOWN!

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