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After losing a heart breaker to North American Conference foe, the Quebec City Meute, last night, Sebastian Ball Jr. slouched further and further into his seat as his teammates went over the post game press conference questions. "What is the problem with the Bears this season?" "Why do you guys fell you are under performing so far?" The questions went on and on as Ball Jr. kept his head pointed towards the floor, starring at the tiles as the reporters carried on. He seemed not to have a care in the world, until one reporter from the Washington Post blurted out, "Who is to blame for the teams' poor play this season?" Immediately, Ball Jr. snatched the microphone out of Steven Smyl's hands, almost fumbling the mic as he brought it up to speak. "What the hell kind of question is that?" Ball waited for a response. "You want someone to blame, someone to take the fall for this so you can have a *explicit* story for tomorrow's paper? Well look no further bud, you wanna know what's wrong with this team, you found it. I'm the captain of this team, if my teammates and I aren't playing up to potential, then it is my fault. I'm supposed to lead this team on and off the ice and so far, my play has been *explict* and so has my leadership. Why don't you go write about some cat up a *explict* tree or something, cause there is no story here. If I don't step it up on the ice and in the lockerroom or the public, then you can kiss a cup run goodbye this season And that's the bottom line because I *explicit* said so." There is no new as to if the Victory Hockey League will fine Ball for his outburst and we have yet to hear from Ball himself as of today.

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you forgot to mention that pinto came in at the end in a flashy robe and yelled into the mic... "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Aw shit, guess that Ric Flair autograph i got from him is worthless. I knew he looked a bit strange but i just thought he fell asleep in the tanning bed

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