Weird Goalie Pads

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Is it just us or is Jacques very weird when it comes to his "fashion" choices? We are all familiar with his all-white helmet that is now covered in black tick marks that seem to be from some markers, and we're all familiar with the fact he has the weirdest goalie number of all time (82) but the question is why the heck is he using different coloured pads? I mean it would be fine if it looked good but right now, he is using arguably the ugliest pad combination in the history of pads. His left pad is red and white while his right pad is green and yellow. "People always bug me about that. Well, during the championship series back in the Ligue de-whatever it's called-I never really remembered what it was called-I lost my regular green and white pads right before a game. So we went digging around the arena and we found this red and white left pad as well as the green and yellow pad. It sucked but it was my only choice. We ended up winning that game with a shutout and I used the pads for the rest of the series. Then we won the series."
We were going to post a picture but we didn't want to burn your eyes.