Timothy Brown Tries Golfing

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Saskatoon, Saskatchewan - In the spirit of hockey and the VHLM offseason, right winger Timothy Brown has recently taken up the sport of golf. However, he has left many golf instructors baffled at the sight of his poor golfing ability. One particular clip on the internet shows Brown driving the ball wide right of the course, and nearly striking a maintenance guy on a lawn mower.

 

When asked for comment, a bystander had this to say about Brown; “His technique is horrible, I’ve never seen anything quite like it. Usually hockey players do well at golf”.

 

Sand traps and water hazards have become familiar sights for Brown, who just can’t seem to stay on the fairway. A silver lining is that Brown recently set a personal best, sitting at 42 over par on an 18 hole course. When we asked Timothy about his golf experience, his response? “Maybe I should just stick to hockey”.

 

Edited May 11, 2020 by a_Ferk