Why is there hedgehog food in Riga in the first place?

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CALGARY - Well, it has been a while since we’ve seen Lafontaine up on the Saddledome roof eating god knows what. We thought we had seen the last of it. We thought wrong. Earlier this week, Jacques Lafontaine was spotted back at his old eating grounds eating some chicken nuggets with some… hedgehog food?

 

“What? I like how it tastes. Textures also nice. Besides, I stole some from the arena while we were in Riga. I wonder why they had it though. Oh well. I don’t think it matters. I mean, maybe some player just brought his pet? Who knows.”

 

When asked why he even tried hedgehog food, he changed the subject.

 

Jacques Lafontaine has been having a better season and everyone on the Calgary roster seems to be dominating as well. If you want to see Jacques Lafontaine in real life then attend the upcoming Wranglers games. Or, you know, just look at the Saddledome roof every once and awhile. You’re bound to see him there at least once.

Edited June 7, 2020 by SlapshotDragon