pain

[Hogan 1,423]

All I feel is pain, all Hogan has ever experienced is pain. Sure, 4 cups, 1000 hits, 500+ points, potentially 1000 shot blocks, 3 asg appearances, a Beketov, and 30 fights is nice. But I want more. For seasons upon seasons I have come so close to achieving more. My dream is simply a Labette, another Beketov, a Valiq perhaps. But alas, I have never been good enough. But I have been DAMN close.

 

I have been included in the ballot for the best defensemen for the past 3 seasons, how many votes did I receive in those 3 seasons you may ask? 0. Why even include me on the ballot if I just see my name with -0 next to it. All it does is hurt me. 

 

Let's look at my recent finishes

 

S73- 6th in assists, tied 3rd in defense men

S72- 4th in assists, 4th in defense men

S71- tied 1st in assists (big dub), 3rd in defense men

S70- Nothing this season

S69- 6th in assists, 6th in defense men

S68- 5th in assists, 7th in defense men

S67- 10th in rookie scoring, tied 2nd for defense men

 

This season I hoped I would finally get what I deserve, another trophy. But it seems as if it won't happen. Currently a top 5 candidate once again for both categories, unless my changes work. In a week I will be number 1, I swear to you. Condor you better watch your back you big stupid loser bird.