Tucker In The Minors: Happy For Once

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Henry Tucker, who I represent, is a happy right winger, playing 2nd line for the Minnesota Storm, trying to work his way up to the Vancouver Wolves by next season. After scoring 1 point in 31 games across the reg. season and playoffs for Miami in S74 (with 9 shots, 22 PIM, 22 HIT, and 16 +/-), he was FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY and selected 73rd by Minnesota, where, last year, he scored 43 points (12 G, 31 A) in all 72 games, recording 72 PIM, 200 HIT, 15 SB, 1 GW, 5 PPG, -30 +/-, and 144 shots (8.3% shot accuracy), led him to being a heckuva pick by Vancouver at 26th, FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY again. Naturally, he is shining brighter, with 17 points (7 G, 10 A) in 18 games on 56 SHT (12.5% accuracy), with a -1 +/-, 18 PIM, 48 HIT, and 2 PPG. 
 

Now, for his highlight game. Playing against the San Diego Marlins (with whom his agent is trying to get an AGM job with), Tucker made sure his presence was felt immediately, dishing to Joseph Sharkton, who then made a beautiful pass to Maksym Jankowski, who put Minnesota on the board just 56 seconds into the game. That was Tucker’s first asssist. Less than 6 minutes later, Tucker got another assist, this time passing to Calvin Hobbes, who found Brussels Sprout for another goal. Then with just 7 seconds left in the first period, Tucker got a pass from Steve Inactivo and slammed it home. He didn’t score again, but did get 2 hits and a penalty for roughing. He was also rewarded with 1st Star honors for the first time in his career.

 

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Edited January 29, 2021 by NotSoGood88