Tanky's Junior Review

[Hogan 1,423]

   Why He Joined VHLM:

       At the ripe age of 34, Tanky has played in 43 different hockey leagues. He has travelled the world and has now decided to take his "talents" to the VHLM. Reporters have constantly been asking Tanky why he has decided to come to the VHL, and his reasoning is obvious. He has been banned from every other league in the world. The choice was either retiring or coming to the VHLM. But after seeing his hero painfully not awarded a spot in the Hall of Fame after an incredible career (2nd in points, 2nd in hits, 1st in shot blocks, 1st in PPG, 1st in assists in his class) Tanky knew what was right. He knew he had to kill everyone in the league.

 

Tanky's Introduction to Hockey:

       Tanky started playing hockey a bit late, he was 30. His childhood was great, living in Israel with loving parents and 2 siblings. When he was 29 he moved to Canada, the land of opportunity. Tanky quickly discovered hockey and was amazed at what he saw. He wanted in on this action. Tanky quickly looked towards the largest league in the world, the VHL and saw a team going through a massive tear. That team was the legendary Seattle Bears. A team with legends of the league Rayz Funk, Scott Greene, Berocka Sundqvist and so much more. But to Tanky, his eyes fell on the young stud of a defensemen Hulk Hogan. He had big hits, great passing and ability to outfight anyone in the league. Tanky was amazed. He trained to be just like his hero. To his dismay he never learned the passing, only the other things. Once teams realized his potential as hitter offers got lined up in his email (knishmybigmuscles25@outlook.com).

 

The Other Leagues:

As previously mentioned Tanky has been in 43 leagues, Tanky is no longer aloud to play in any of these. He's been suspended for a number of reasons, fighting, hitting, eating on the ice and tons more. He has promised to the VHLM to not get suspended no matter what he does. His game is finally clean. Those 5k fines really hurt him financially.

 

The Present Day:

And now Tanky is ready to go into the big leagues. After 5 years he will be entering the same league his hero once ran wild in. Tankymania beings now. BE AWARE VHL JABRONIS. -Hulk Hogan

 

 

 

not tanky ^ just some other guy doing a terrible hit like a bitch