Tucker Sucks 🥳

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Well, Henry Tucker, our wonderful protagonist  trash hockey player, played many, many, many games this week, and he’s been amazing ineffective at best, recording 1 assist. However, he did get into a fight (well, really, that idiot Venus Thigtrap started it), got a draw, and got Thigtrap ejected. That was about it, though, as Vanny sucked, and it might be because GM @fonziGG isn’t giving Tucker enough playing time giving Tucker too much playing time. Our Rookie of the Year candidate poor kid has played 42 whole games, and has just 1 goal and 3 assists, missing 31 of his 32 shots, only gathering 21 PIM and 19 hits. If you want the defintion of amazing inexplicably bad, look no further.

 

In other news, the real life me is quarantined through Friday, but Imma have a chance to do some presenting on the EFL. Max earning is becoming the norm, even if I don’t write my VHL.com article until Sunday lol. I have had more time to chat on Discord in quarantine, which is nice, at least for me (not sure what everyone else thinks, and I’d rather not know), and I’ve been watching way too much ESPN+ (currently watching Sacred Heart beat Duquense in the NEC football championship game). Now, bye. 
 

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